Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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