dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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