Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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