the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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