This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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