Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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