I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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