I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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