garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
