it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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