This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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