you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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