Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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