Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You don't make any sense
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