thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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