absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just pee around me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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