So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
