His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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