Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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