Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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