it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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