I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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