when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I love having hate sex.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I can't turn off my feet"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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