spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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