Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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