"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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