I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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