Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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