even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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