He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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