So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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