YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Drunk is a universal language darling
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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