Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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