By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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