he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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