i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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