even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
