At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize