saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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