We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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