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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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