Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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