elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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