She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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