I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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