My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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