you guys were way drunker than both of me
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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