but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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