We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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