They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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