Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
