quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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