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(586): View more from Michigan

I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'

(586): View more from Michigan

And I thought

(586): View more from Michigan

Fuck I do that shit every weekend

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening

(508): View more from Massachusetts

yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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(954): View more from Florida

I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...

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