wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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